Showing posts with label The Khali. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Khali. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

Khali Kiss Scam



If Beth Phoenix has an enemies list, “Santina” Marella is surely bubbling to the top. 

Santino’s “twin sister” socked The Glamazon with a shot of humiliation in front of a capacity crowd in the Dunkin’ Donuts Center. To her credit, the fairer Marella had actually shown up to explain to an enamored Great Khali why she couldn’t kiss him: She wasn’t who she claimed to be, in fact, she was in love with another man, announcer Jim Ross. Before she could prove her love for Ross with a kiss, however, Beth barged in.

Beth, who had earlier informed her boyfriend Santino that as long as he continued to pretend to be Santina she would not kiss him, proclaimed that the charade had gone too far and demanded a rematch with Santina for the “Miss WrestleMania” title.

Prior to the start of the match, Beth questioned Khali’s intelligence over his feelings for Santina. As one might imagine, The Punjabi Giant didn’t take kindly to the criticism and knocked out The Glamazon. With Beth momentarily out of commission, Santina called for the starting bell and quickly secured the pin. Her time in the ring, however, was not without incident. An enamored Khali, perhaps turned on by Santina's victory, attempted to restrain her, but her top broke in a wardrobe malfunction and sent the Italian scurrying up the entrance ramp topless

While Santino’s sister may have avoided the kiss of Khali, as long as she remains on Beth’s hit list, it’s unlikely she’ll avoid the kiss of death.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

BACKLASH:Khali and Santina to lock up



The kiss heard ‘round the world will just have to wait – but only until Backlash.

It’s then that Santino’s “twin sister” Santina will have to pucker up for The Punjabi Playboy on The Khali Kiss Cam. 

Ever since Santina hoisted her brother’s girlfriend, Beth Phoenix, over the top rope to capture the first-ever Miss WrestleMania title, The Glamazon has had it in for the fairer Marella. When Santina explained to her brother, via satellite, that she had developed a blister on her lip and, therefore, could not kiss The Punjabi Playboy this Friday on SmackDown, Phoenix offered to be oh-so-helpful. 

The Glamazon informed Santino that she had even spoken with Raw’s new General Manager Vickie Guerrero and cleared the way for Santina and Khali to lock lips this Sunday at Backlash.

For some inexplicable reason, though, Santino seemed more than a little concerned at the thought of his “twin sister” playing tonsil hockey with The Punjabi Playboy. Go figure.